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Somebody Sponsor Me

from 7​-​Day Songs Vol. 2 by Ben Visini

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VERSE 1:
It seems like everybody here but me
Gets hit up by some kind of company
To read some ads and then get paid a bit of money
I think it's my time, I've got some money to make
And I'm so desperate for a slice of the cake
That the first offer that I get, no matter what I'm taking it

It's not a joke, no it's not a bit
I'll sign a contract and submit
Even if the product's shit

CHORUS:
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me

VERSE 2:
You're looking for somebody with flair, well I've got it
I'm perfectly capable of selling your product
I'll guilt trip my viewers into thinking that they really want it
(You know, if you were a real fan, you'd buy this)
You want sincerity, well I'm honest as fuck
You don't want any swearing, well you're shit out of luck
If you want somebody sexy, I'm right here, so call or text me

I'm not ashamed and I'm not afraid
To be up front in how my money is made
As long as I get paid
(how much do I get paid?)

CHORUS:
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me

BRIDGE:
I'll be the person that you want me to be
You'll get at least one sale, and it won't be from me
I guarantee that I never miss
My ad would sound a little something like this

(ad break)

CHORUS:
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me x a bunch of times

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from 7​-​Day Songs Vol. 2, released September 17, 2020

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Ben Visini San Francisco, California

Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.

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