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Bed Frame

by Ben Visini

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VERSE 1
After the show, you wanna come to my place?
I’ve got my own room, I’ve got my own space
Well I guess I could have a little more
Room between the mattress and the floor

Well, are you really surprised
‘Cause I’m an out-of-college guy
A box spring or a futon
Is where I like to get my groove on

CHORUS 1
No one but me to blame
The bed frame’s out of the game
I know you’d hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
(ugh)
I think I failed your test
‘Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we’re bangin’, the bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain’t on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame
Bed frame
Bed frame

VERSE 2
One day I’m sure I’ll take your advice
But as of now, I can’t pay the price
Having one implies I’ve got my life together
But I don’t
And I wouldn’t lie to you (woo!)

I’d love it if you stuck around
And we’d be so close to the ground
I could use a couple inches down there
(I mean between the bed and the floor, not like my dick, that’s an average length and everything

CHORUS 2
No one but me to blame
The bed frame’s out of the game
I know you’d hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
(ugh)
I think I failed your test
‘Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we’re bangin’, the bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain’t on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame
Bed frame
Bed frame

BRIDGE
One day we’ll be lovers
Under the covers
When my bed hovers
Like, 6 inches off the ground? Yeah, that’s an acceptable height

I’m sure that I’ve got the potential
I just don’t see it as essential
Having a bed frame would really raise up you and me
Including the key, woah-oh!

CHORUS 3
No one but-

Wait wait wait - if I don’t have a bed frame, my bed is lower to the ground, so shouldn’t the key change go lower?

No one but me to blame - yeah, that’s good
The bed frame’s out of the game
I know you’d hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
(ugh)
I think I failed your test
‘Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we’re bangin’, the bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain’t on the table anyway
Until I get

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released May 5, 2023
Music, Lyrics, Instrumentation by Ben Visini
Mixing and Mastering by Kevin Wong
Recorded by Dave Gakle & Kenny Nishikawa at Suspect Studios in San Jose, CA
Produced by Gene Dreyband
Album Art by Befish

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Ben Visini San Francisco, California

Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.

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