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Complaint

by Ben Visini

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please uncensor hentai I can't take this anymore

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VERSE 1
On the other side of the pacific
There’s an art form in a certain society
What I like is rather specific
But it has so much variety
I say all this out of respect
Not trying to bash your nationality
I’m just standing proud and erect (woo!)
Proclaiming my love for sexuality

These girls mean so much to me
You know I prefer them 2D (waifu)
But why’s the best stuff blurred out?
This is something I can no longer take
It’s in every god damn video
I’ve got a complaint to make

CHORUS
I sit down almost every day
To watch me some sexy anime
But when it’s all blurred out
I just hold my head and cry
I would sure love for this to be seen
Without these giant pixels on my screen
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die

VERSE 2
I’ve got my tissues
And my various lubes
Sit down at my computer chair
And stare at a pair of - uh, tentacles
Don’t judge me on my fixation with
Aquatic autoerotic asphyxiation
The way they move is just so mesmerizing
Calamari’s never looked more appetizing (order up!)

Real girls are such a bore
They leave me wanting so much more
Have you ever had sex before? (yeah!)
Not if you’re watching hentai you haven’t (oh)
The animation lets you see it from every angle
But if I want something big and black in my porn
It’s not gonna be a fucking rectangle

CHORUS
I sit down almost every day
To watch me some sexy anime
But when it’s all blurred out
I just hold my head and cry
I would sure love for this to be seen
Without these giant pixels on my screen (4K!)
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die

BRIDGE
If you didn’t know what hentai was
At the beginning of this song
I’m sure you put the pieces together
Not after too long (it's porn)
You’re gonna make fun of me
Well I don’t wanna hear no lip
You say to get a grip on reality
Well at least I’ve got the grip

I don’t think this complaint is going as planned
You all look embarrassed secondhand
I’m sorry in advance for when you get home
And look up all the shit I’ve said on your own
(and make sure you’re alone)
And if you wanted to talk to me after this song
I think I’ve ruined my chance
No way in hell anybody’s ever gonna wanna shake my hands

CHORUS
I sit down almost every day
To watch me some sexy anime
But when it’s all blurred out
I just hold my head and cry
I would sure love for this to be seen
Without these giant pixels on my screen
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai

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released August 7, 2020
Cam Adjodha: Art
Colin Marquart: Additional art text edits

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Ben Visini San Francisco, California

Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.

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