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1. |
I'm Not Hot Enough
05:01
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“Look at him go”
You’re thinking as you’re watching me, used to be
A chubby freaky nerd in school
Well look at me now
I’m no longer in school
Yes, I was told
This career is a battlefield, I should yield
I will never be a star
Well I hate to admit, but I think, they were right
I’ll never go far
And it’s so tough to make a living off of doing what I do
And I know I’ll never make it
Even with luck, even with skill
I could still never climb the highest hill
And that's that
I’m not hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
I’m not nearly hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
That’s why they tell me “Ben, oh dear
You’d do so much better as a music engineer”
Thanks
Yeah they make more money,
But that’s not why you think I should stop
It’s cause you think I’m not hot
Have you ever seen a hot music engineer before? I didn't think so
Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please turn it back on
Thank you
And there’s everyone
Who is telling me that I should quit, stay and sit
Can’t see my face in the pit, no
You might think people pity me cause they feel sorry
They are
Well life is an audition
You need confidence, that’s why this song is meant
To be my way of fishing
All of you for compliments
Give them to me - now
I don’t care if you fake it
I’m so fragile that I’ll take it
Anything to distract from the fact I’ll never make it
All because
I’m not hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
I’m not nearly hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
Part of the product is the sexuality
You can’t make a living on a good personality
Which I also don’t have
But why get one now? The point of it would be lost
Yeah
And I said
No, you don’t know what’s best for me
Though, I appreciate the honesty
In telling me
That I’m not hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
I’m not nearly hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
I’m not hot enough
To make a living off of playing music
Who cares if I am hot enough
My life is mine, I’ll live it how I choose it
Cause I am smart enough
To make a living off of playing music
I am talented enough
To make a living off of playing music
I am strong enough
To make a living off of playing music
Just gotta be confident enough
To make a living, to make a living, to make it
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2. |
Kinky
04:22
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VERSE 1
On the other side of the pacific
There’s an art form in a certain society
What I like is rather specific
But it has so much variety
I say all this out of respect
Not trying to bash your nationality
I’m just standing proud and erect (woo!)
Proclaiming my love for sexuality
These girls mean so much to me
You know I prefer them 2D (waifu)
But why’s the best stuff blurred out?
This is something I can no longer take
It’s in every god damn video
I’ve got a complaint to make
CHORUS
I sit down almost every day
To watch me some sexy anime
But when it’s all blurred out
I just hold my head and cry
I would sure love for this to be seen
Without these giant pixels on my screen
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die
VERSE 2
I’ve got my tissues
And my various lubes
Sit down at my computer chair
And stare at a pair of - uh, tentacles
Don’t judge me on my fixation with
Aquatic autoerotic asphyxiation
The way they move is just so mesmerizing
Calamari’s never looked more appetizing (order up!)
Real girls are such a bore
They leave me wanting so much more
Have you ever had sex before? (yeah!)
Not if you’re watching hentai you haven’t (oh)
The animation lets you see it from every angle
But if I want something big and black in my porn
It’s not gonna be a fucking rectangle
CHORUS
I sit down almost every day
To watch me some sexy anime
But when it’s all blurred out
I just hold my head and cry
I would sure love for this to be seen
Without these giant pixels on my screen (4K!)
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die
BRIDGE
If you didn’t know what hentai was
At the beginning of this song
I’m sure you put the pieces together
Not after too long (it's porn)
You’re gonna make fun of me
Well I don’t wanna hear no lip
You say to get a grip on reality
Well at least I’ve got the grip
I don’t think this complaint is going as planned
You all look embarrassed secondhand
I’m sorry in advance for when you get home
And look up all the shit I’ve said on your own
(and make sure you’re alone)
And if you wanted to talk to me after this song
I think I’ve ruined my chance
No way in hell anybody’s ever gonna wanna shake my hands
CHORUS
I sit down almost every day
To watch me some sexy anime
But when it’s all blurred out
I just hold my head and cry
I would sure love for this to be seen
Without these giant pixels on my screen
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
Don’t let the dream die
Uncensor hentai
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Incel Theme Song
03:38
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Fantasy
05:25
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All of us out there, no need to pretend
We’ve all had certain thoughts of our friends
Thinking that they’re incredibly hot
But we don’t wanna ruin what we’ve got
Whether you’re close or you just know them in passing
Impure thoughts of them are rapidly amassing
In your brain where they will reside
It’s a way for you to stay sexually satisfied
I know you’ll never sleep with me
Which is why you’re in my fantasy
Oh, everybody’s doing it, it can’t be wrong
Just don’t say this stuff out loud, or worse in a song - oh, shhhiit
Nobody’s backing up on me
So I fall back on my backup fantasy
Some people volunteer, donate to charities
As for me - I just don’t tell you ‘bout my fantasies
Except for the fact that that’s the whole point of this song - motherfucker
All of us out there, I know I’m not alone
Thinking of my friends in my imaginary bone
I may be crass, but I’d be willing to bet
The last time you went to town, you thought of someone that you’ve met
So if you know me, my apologies
I go to bed and picture everybody down on their knees
Then I see you guys around and think what I did wasn’t right
And so I swear off masturbation
Until I get home that night (I’m sorry)
A stranger or a friend could please
Your inner most fantasies
And I can see you guys all staring, you can judge me all you want
We all write this in our journals, I just use a bigger font - size
You’d all be telling lies
If you said I’m the only one to fantasize
And if this comes as a surprise, how did you not realize
Have you heard the songs I write, shoulda figured that I might - ugh
Be that type of guy
To have these fantasies of mine
Oh you may find it rather crude to think of my friends in the nude
But you will find it’s nothing new - I’m just like you
All of us out there, no need to be ashamed
Deep down we’re all the same
Before you met your S.O., half the time that you came
You were thinking of someone that didn’t even know your name
The other half you were thinking of your peers
Grabbing them tissues ‘cause you’re crying them baby-making tears
These thoughts are fine, just keep them inside
Don’t ever really tell a friend this, you don’t wanna be that guy
I know one day I may be
A part of your fantasy
Yeah, ‘cause we’re all the same when we go to sleep
We’re all creeps
Or maybe it’s just me projecting my own private thoughts onto everyone else - nah!
You do it, I do it, everybody’s into it
And when I’m done with it, feel like a piece of shit
You do it, I do it, everybody’s into it
And when I’m done with it, feel like a piece of shit
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6. |
All Your Dreams
02:36
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I know life is tough, kid
It won't always be sublime
Nothing wrong with taking your time
No, that's never been a crime
But the most important thing you'll learn
Is related to your dreams (yeah!)
And how the future might be
So much more different than it seems
All your dreams are pointless
No matter what you do
Oh, you wanna be a celebrity?
Well nobody is interested in you
All your dreams are pointless
And ignorance is bliss
They say shoot for the moon, well, the moon's so big
So how does everybody miss?
So let go of your dreams
And maybe you'll succeed one day
And live a comfortable life
Though, you might still hate yourself anyway (yayy)
So don't be a musician
More demons-I mean lawyers would be nice - yeah
And let me tell you why
I'm qualified to give you this advice
'Cause all my dreams will come true
I'll do what I love
Fame and fortune fits me like Cinderella's shoe
It'll fit you like OJ's glove
By talking down to you
Driving your aspirations to the ground
I'll feel a false sense of superiority
'Cause my dreams are still around
Give up on all of your dreams
Give up on all of your dreams
Al your dreams are pointless
Now kid, don't be sad
I'm just verbatim quoting
Every teacher that I've had
And my mom and dad (love you guys)
'Cause life isn't fair kids
One example will show you how
I'm doing the only thing I'm good at and I still hate myself
So just fucking kill me now
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7. |
Sexy Musician
05:47
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Ben Visini San Francisco, California
Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.
