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(Ben): Hey, man!
(LL): Hey Ben, you wanna collaborate on a song?
(Ben): I would love to, but uhhhh
it would make all your other songs look weak by comparison, ya know?
(LL): Oh, okay, what do you mean by that?
(Ben): Oh, no, I'm not making up excuses. This is totally something I'm capable of doing
(LL): Well, do you still wanna do it?
(Ben): (awkward pause) Fuck it, sure
(LL): Let's go
VERSE 1
(Ben): You're looking at the master
Of anything you ask
I'm guaranteed to rock that shit
No matter the task
It's just that if I do those things
I'll make everyone look so bad
So I always choose to hold back
You're welcome in advance
Oozing with natural talent
And I'll make sure you know it
Just have to take my word
'Cause I won't ever show it
So if I ever back down from a challenge
It's not 'cause I'm afraid
I swear it's not 'cause I'm afraid
It's totally not that I suck at it, no way
CHORUS 1
Baby I’m too good
I know that I’m the best
I’m just too damn good
Don’t put me to the test!
I could try new things
I know how that would go
Greatest of all time
Just 'cause I told you so
(LL Cool Jew)
VERSE 2
Couldn’t be a weightlifter 'cause I’m too damn jacked
I couldn’t ever go to Harvard cuz I’m too good at math
I don’t ever have sex 'cause my pump too nice
Could never be a fancy chef 'cause i got too much spice
I could make this song better if I tried
If I did, it would only hurt your pride
I’m an achiever, I’m sick, no fever
I’m both the quarterback and the receiver
Joining the NBA was one of my aims
Until i thought about myself dunking on LeBron James
That would be majorly embarrassing for him
Tears in his eyes while I’m hanging off the rim
I make everybody else feel inadequate (walking)
When you saw my rhymes, you know that you had to quit,
Yeah I’m just fartin’ on the beat, I’m so flatulent
You got passions, well might as well abandon it! Bitch
CHORUS 2
Baby I’m too good
I know that I’m the best
I’m just too damn good
Don’t put me to the test!
A jack of all trades
I’m naturally blessed
Pick anything, I’m great
You’ll be embarrassed
(bridge)
This doesn’t make me lazy
To always have an alibi
It’s just i would be too amazing
Why bother giving it a try?
I have no redeeming qualities
I make sure everybody sees
That I’m the best that a person can be (at everything)
My fear of failure breaks my will
I compensate for lack of skill
To prove I’m not a worthless piece of shit
Of shit
'Cause I'm just too good!
I know that I’m the best (pump!)
I’m just too damn good
Don’t put me to the test! (pumpy pump!)
Whenever you think
Of something I can’t do
Don’t even ask me to
Already know that I’m too good
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I Need Therapy
04:25
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VERSE 1
Welcome back
To this mess
Lucky me
Never left
I'm full of shit
Full of stress
How am I?
Take a guess
I need cash
I need friends
I need love
Need to vent
I used to lie
Not prevent
Run away
Circumvent
But I think I
Finally know what I need
CHORUS
I need therapy
Anyone can see
Something's wrong with me
I need therapy
Coming round, it's been long enough, I can agree
Somebody named me should start to take care of me
I need therapy
VERSE 2
Beer and wine's
All I got
Fell in love
With the thought
that I was fine
But I'm not
Forget what
I was taught
Take a seat
Close your eyes
Get inside
Analyze
Make that mind
Realize
Find out if
That applies
I want more, but unfortunately I'm poor
CHORUS
I need therapy
Anyone can see
Something's wrong with me
I need therapy
Coming round, it's been long enough, I can agree
Somebody named me should start to take care of me
I need therapy
VERSE 3
Strip away
All the pain
You have no
thing to gain
Closing up
Break the chains
Keeping you
In your brain
C'mon and Bring it in
Build it up
I think I've
Had enough
Obsolete
Macho stuff
You were right
Called my bluff
This facade of strength made me fragile and weak
CHORUS
I need therapy
Anyone can see
Something's wrong with me
I need therapy
Coming round, it's been long enough, I can agree
Somebody named me should start to take care of me
I need therapy
Anyone can see
Something's wrong with me
I need therapy
Coming round, it's been long enough, I can agree
Somebody named me should start to take care of me
I need therapy
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Speaking free
I just say whatever pops into my mind
Like how every day
I'm reminded that you are one of a kind
There's no need to think about
What to say, what to feel, what to do
Be myself
I like that I can be an idiot around you
I was shy
Switched into a neutral personality
Out of fear anyone
Wouldn't want to be seen with the real me
But the way you make me feel
Lets me know that I can tell a joke or two
Having fun
I like that I can be an idiot around you
Goof around, act
Like a clown that
Works exclusively
To make you chuckle and smile
Seeing that
Makes it worthwhile
Finding out
That there's something here that's special, plain to see
When the side that I hide
From the world now has the comfort to be free
Make you laugh and kill the mood
You and me all alone, I am true
To myself
I like that I can be an idiot around you
Around you
Goof around, act
Like a clown that
Works exclusively
To make you chuckle and smile
Seeing that
Makes it worthwhile
Finding out
That there's something here that's special, plain to see
When the side that I hide
From the world now has the comfort to be free
Make you laugh and kill the mood
You and me all alone, I am true
To myself
I like that I can be an idiot around you
I like that I can be an idiot around you
I like that I can be an idiot around you
Around you
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4. |
Left
03:27
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Breathe in
And focus
Move past the nerves
Let go
The sound for this night
It's left up to you
Downright beautiful
All that's left
Is the easy part
Practicing
Every skill
All your life
Dreaming of right now
Now you're here
Through your hard work and will
It's left up to you
Downright beautiful
All that's left
Is the easy part
All that's left
Is the show
Catch a breath
This is where it starts
All that's left
Is to go
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Video call
It's nice to see you
You're seeing where I sleep at night
Personal space
Come to conclusions
About what I do here, you'd probably be right
Some things you don't need to tell or show
You already know
I masturbate in this room
I never said it but we all can assume
See my bed in the corner of the Zoom?
You already know
I blow
My load in this room
Deep down inside
Knowledge was lurking
Back of your mind
You know I'm jerkin'
Choking my chicken in the chair where we chat
The lotion is in frame, I forgot about that
This is where I let my pleasure flow
You already know
I masturbate in this room
The camera turns off, I resume
When I go live, the thought of it looms
If you see me when I stream
Yeah my wet dreams
Are creaming in this room
Knowledge is power, well not anymore
I did the deed right before
Nobody says it, but even so
You already know
You already know
You already know
You know how it goes
You know how it goes
You know how it goes
You already know oh ohhh
I masturbate in this room
Bustin' nuts, no legumes
Grinding my grundle til I coom - cum
Once this song is done
I'mma have some fun
I masturbate in this room
I never said it but we all can assume
See my bed in the corner of the Zoom?
You already know
I blow
My load in this
You already know
I blow
My load in this roomWoah
You already know
I blow
My load in this room
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6. |
Once I'm Gone
04:59
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Live and dream beyond when I can dream no more
Peaking through the door
Catching a glimpse of their words
Words I have not heard before
Such a simple wish won't see the light of day
Once I go away
Worried the thought of me fades
So I'll give you something to say
I'm
Losing to time
Must preservate
My
Memories and life
Before it's too late
Come the day
That I go away
If part of me stays
Then I carry on
In someone's thoughts
I won't be lost
Once I'm gone
Overthink and I amount to nothing
I am nothing
Yeah I might feel like shit but hey at least I'm feeling something
Universe revolves around my agony
See them laughing
They must be thinking of me
And I need to change what they see
I'm
Losing to time
Must preservate
My
Memories and life
Before it's too late
Come the day
That I go away
If part of me stays
Then I carry on
In someone's thoughts
I won't be lost
Once I'm gone
I'm losing to time
Must preservate
My memories and life
Before it's too late
(x3)
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No Life (feat. Greg Yee)
03:27
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Tune in to to your favorite show
It's a desperate need to know
How I live, judging every move
Undesired strong advice
Push ahead, they'll pay the price
I could too if I hated like you do
Everything
So half-assed and selfishly
That's no life
That's not a life
If that's your life
I'm sorry, that isn't the life for me
Zero outlets, zero shame
Hide behind that username
Hoping someone will have a response
You're devoid of intellect
No concept of respect
Unless the tables get turned on you
What a sad, pitiful
Excuse for a life you lead
That's no life
That's not a life
If that's your life
I'm sorry, that isn't the life for me
Worthless and pathetic
You don't get it, and you can't
Landlords, pickup artists,
Tech bros, cops go on another rant
Throw this whole dream away
'Cause who knows how long that'll stay
That's no life
That's not a life
If that's your life
I'm sorry, that isn't the life for me
That's no life
That's not a life
If that's your life
I'm sorry, that isn't the life for me
That's no life
That's not a life
If that's your life
I'm sorry, that isn't the life for me
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It was late last night, I was up on my phone
As I write another joke or two
Then I fell asleep, and the thought slowly creeped up
"This could be something that I always do"
Well I woke this morn with a cold and a cough
And a thick layer of sweat on my brow
Oh my migraine drains any energy left
I'm left here wondering why and how?
How in a day my body's changed
I think I know just why I'm feeling strange
I proclaim with a weary breath
A fate worse than death
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
I'm sorry for your loss, but this is my end
Alienating all of my friends
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
I look in the mirror, now I have facial hair
And a button-up and jeans as well
Have a urge to go offend everybody that's here
Then complain when you get mad as hell (Sorry I'm too REAL for this crowd)
Well maybe soon they'll find a cure
Until that day I can't be sure
I flail at night trying to stay alive
I'm working on my tight five - oh god
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
I'm sorry for your loss, but this is my end
Alienating all of my friends
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
I've caught the bug
I need the drug
Come on and give me another hit
I'll plagiarize
And poorly satirize
It's really just some bigoted shit
Maybe it's always been in my soul
The need for new material
Spread through me so fast, so venereal
Woah oh oh oh
I can't believe it's come to this
I shoulda seen this coming, I can't dismiss
I'm out of college, out of shape with no career in sight
Attention issues, and white
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
I'm sorry for your loss, but this is my end
Alienating all of my friends
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
I'm sorry for your loss, but this is my end
Alienating all of my friends
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
A true comedian
And I'm taking you fuckers down with me
As I become weaker and nauseous and sickly
I'm quickly turning into a comedian
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Couldn't Be You
03:32
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Roll with the punches
Right in the gut
I didn't think it'd hurt so much
Good old 1-2 all you had to do
Was be you
The times are changing
Stuck in the past
But you didn't see this as that
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Grab some on your way down (oh!)
It's all a trick you know how people act
When they're mad, make it up, state your word as a fact
That this couldn't be you
Hell, this could be anyone but you
We all saw the real you
Far too late for debate, nothing you can do
Goodbye and fuck off
Into the night
Keep telling yourself you were right
Consequence was never in your plans
Now I understand
It's so pathetic
How you tried to cover up, deny, and lie
Sorry only when the hammer drops
I don't think you're doing so hot
Look at those words all the shit that you said
You say it's gotta be somebody else instead
Cause that couldn't be you
Hell that could be anyone but you
We all see right through you
The whole world saw the real you
But that couldn't be you
Hell that could be anyone but you
Enough with the lies dude
Fuck around and find out, get out, now you're totally screwed
At this point the hole's getting deeper oh so deep
As the yells start bouncing around you, we turn to leave
Say "this couldn't be you"
Then we didn't know you
This couldn't be you
Then we didn't know you
This couldn't be you
Then we didn't know you
We don't wanna know you no more
Cause this couldn't be you
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Guess this is life now
Blanking and spacing out
Lost in my feelings
Caught in their pull
Didn't see the sun set or rise
And tomorrow's a reprise
Memory's a hole
Of the days that I stole
I know that it's hard
To not just fall apart
But I need to start
Giving it a try
Moments we thought were better
They don't own us for forever
Still, here I lie
I'm waiting for time to pass me by
Only existing
For reminiscing
Giving me comfort
But I know I can't stay
Want to wake up when at last
All of this is in the past
Because this mess I've made
Tortures me less each day
I know that it's hard
To not just fall apart
But I need to start
Giving it a try
Moments we thought were better
They don't own us for forever
Still, here I lie
I'm waiting for time to pass me by
(time)
I know that it's hard
To not just fall apart
But I need to start
Giving it a try
Moments we thought were better
They don't own us for forever
Still, here I lie
I'm waiting for time to pass me by
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Ben:
Time to sit and write the words that I’ll sing
Fuck it all, I didn’t get one damn thing
Start a new song, maybe that’s what I need
Thirty failed ideas later, this isn’t for me
Need to make that one track that I know will blow up
But when live shows are back, you won’t be showing up
And I crave affirmation from those who din’t give a shit
Which is why this one needs to be a hit
Running out of thing’s to write
Rhyme supply is running t- w- l- light
Even if I filled the page
You won’t like it anyways
Creativity’s dead
Stopping while I’m ahead
And by that I mean not even close
I’ve never been so royally blocked
New ideas out of stock
How long ‘til I’m back?
Who knows
Einstein:
Hey what’s up bro, how you been
Ben:
Man I've been struggling
Trying to find the words to make this song begin
Einstein:
Shit bro, man we've all been there
Hell I’m in the same spot right now
Got this great beat, feeling so inspired
Tryna make the crowd go oh wow
Right when I open up my notepad to jot down a few ideas
My mind went blank, couldn’t find the tempo, now I’m in tears
I started just to think for a second “What could do stop my fears”
Then a nice thought came across my mind
I should go down to Ikea
Find some weird furniture to get my mind pumping
So I started just to make my way
Realized I could use a drink and a bite to eat
So I stopped at Subway
Bought a footlong, then I went along
Oh shit, left my keys at the house
Turned around, found em next to my laptop still playing all these dope sounds
Then I thought “Ok maybe this is right”
Set up my mic just to see if maybe I could let it out
Then I realized that I got right to recording
When I don't know what the song's about
I went to message you, but instead opened up Youtube
You wouldn’t believe what is in the news
69’s trying to overthrow the government
Wait, wait, wait
What the fuck are we talking about again?
Ben:
Running out of new ideas
Can I join you at Ikea?
As long as we’re over there
Get some meatballs and a chair
Creativity’s dead
I ain’t making no bread
Speaking of which, I’m starting to crave
A footlong from Subway as well
But we both can tell
This song needs to be saved
Einstein:
Oh fuck
Theres a deadline
Gotta get this shit done in a week
While we’re bullshit talking bout Subway
We should finish this as we speak
Ben:
Yeah
I’ve been so distracted talking bout inaction
Wanna write a song but I don’t think I’m able
Need more options, more than Ikea’s wide selection of chairs and tables
Einstein:
Yeah they’re pretty stable, speaking of which
I just saw a video the other day
Of a guy breaking into his local store
Breaking all the tables then he ran away
Ben:
Yeah I saw that, he was running with an axe
Swung at furniture yelling “RACHEL TAKE ME BACK!!!”
Fuck it I don’t wanna write this song anymore, let’s just go to that store
Hey man, do you wanna go together? Do you want a ride?
Einstein:
Yeah man, as long as we stop by Subway
I mentioned it earlier, and for some reason I just can’t get it out of my head
Ben:
Oh, totally! Me too. I hope we meet Axe Guy at Ikea today
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I've never met someone as sweet
You make me feel complete
Girl, won't you lift up your feet
And step on me
Well I've been looking for a dom and
You've been looking for a bottom
Well baby you got him
Step on me
Can't get it off my mind
I want you to take me from behind
Oh, won't you be the numerator
To my denominator, baby
If you're goth or alt
Please won't you crush my balls
You could step on me
Baby
(Started from the bottom, and I'm still here)
Girl we could make this real
I've been dreaming how it feels
To be underneath those heels
Step on me
Let's just cut to the chase
Need you to put me in my place
And that involves you sitting on my face
Treat me like a staircase
Our loving won't be tarnished
If you're garnishing a harness
Pin me down, stay still, don't let go
Wearing seven inch stilettos, baby
It's just you and me
I'm bound by secrecy
You could step on me
Baby
Girl, you can hardly wait
Must be my sole mate
Baby it must be fate 'cause
I've been dreaming of a life
Where I look up at your eyes
From down in between your thighs
Took so long to realize
Today’s your lucky day you needn’t play with your meat
Hey it’s nice to see your face, I see you saved me a seat
Cause I’m a switch, now and then I like to change up the speed
I’m like a Twitch channel, subs really make me complete
So savor the treat, a wap has never tasted so sweet
Smother your face in honey cakes till you’re unable to breathe
I could be playful or mean, and get you achin’ and pleading
or takin’ a beating
as long as it’s my name you’re repeating
Just beg like you mean it
Let me see you desperate and needy
Release yourself from gendered expectations, let go completely
It’s never unseemly to be the one receiving the D
Women do it all the time, now it’s your turn to be free
So open up and I’ll take care of you and love you like a man
Treat yourself into submission, let your butt and mind expand
I could make you bust a nut and never touch you with my hands
All the good little puppies only come at my command
I'm looking for my senpai
I've been watching too much hentai
But I'm here in real life
You are my number one waifu, baby
I don't wanna stop
When your lovin is on top
You could step on me
Full control, I'm on my knees
You could step on me (yeah)
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Verse 1:
So it's come, here at last, I remember when
I felt empty and needed that spark again
I don't feel any different than I did then
What went wrong?
I can't give anything that I've done here love
Cause that stage of my life is now covered up
With a cloud telling me I'm not good enough
To move on
Chorus:
I need to find me something new
I'm a victim to
Endless productivity
I'm growing up eventually
But that means I gotta go
Had time, but didn't come prepared
Why am I so scared?
Makes sense it has to end
The hardest part is saying goodbye
If I stop, then who am I?
Verse 2:
Set my sights on a scheduled and stable goal
Now I'm blind to progression, gotta fill that hole
Can't I stay here where I at least have control
For a while?
Now's the time that we pack up and graduate
Familiarity and comfort helped me concentrate
I'm not ready to level up yet; I'd rather wait
That's my style
Chorus:
I need to find me something new
I'm a victim to
Endless productivity
I'm growing up eventually
But that means I gotta go
Had time, but didn't come prepared
Why am I so scared?
Makes sense it has to end
The hardest part is saying goodbye
If I stop, then who am I?
Verse 3 (Songco):
Started played music with nothing
But a curiosity with strumming
On a guitar, tape recorder that i used
Take the lyrics down and turn them into something
Now I’m tryna do this for a living
Now my brain is being less forgiving
Never want projects to end, because it sets a precedent
Of whether I am losing or I’m winning
But when you take away reception analytics
Will you listen to your critic or your intuition?
Will you see it as a summit you can’t climb past?
Or as a milestone cemented in a time passed?
The data points claiming that you hit your ceiling are skewed
Music is a lifetime and fulfilling for you
So take a bit to renew, then get back in the groove
Cuz there’s a whole lot of living to do
Chorus:
I'll find me something new
I'm a victim to
Endless productivity
I'm growing up eventually
But that means I gotta go
Had time, but didn't come prepared
Why am I so scared?
Makes sense it has to end
The hardest part is saying goodbye
If I stop, then who am I?
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Ben Visini San Francisco, California
Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.
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