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Intro (Ben)
01:05
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Bed Frame
03:56
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VERSE 1
After the show, you wanna come to my place?
I’ve got my own room, I’ve got my own space
Well I guess I could have a little more
Room between the mattress and the floor
Well, are you really surprised
‘Cause I’m an out-of-college guy
A box spring or a futon
Is where I like to get my groove on
CHORUS 1
No one but me to blame
The bed frame’s out of the game
I know you’d hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
(ugh)
I think I failed your test
‘Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we’re bangin’, the bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain’t on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame
Bed frame
Bed frame
VERSE 2
One day I’m sure I’ll take your advice
But as of now, I can’t pay the price
Having one implies I’ve got my life together
But I don’t
And I wouldn’t lie to you (woo!)
I’d love it if you stuck around
And we’d be so close to the ground
I could use a couple inches down there
(I mean between the bed and the floor, not like my dick, that’s an average length and everything
CHORUS 2
No one but me to blame
The bed frame’s out of the game
I know you’d hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
(ugh)
I think I failed your test
‘Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we’re bangin’, the bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain’t on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame
Bed frame
Bed frame
BRIDGE
One day we’ll be lovers
Under the covers
When my bed hovers
Like, 6 inches off the ground? Yeah, that’s an acceptable height
I’m sure that I’ve got the potential
I just don’t see it as essential
Having a bed frame would really raise up you and me
Including the key, woah-oh!
CHORUS 3
No one but-
Wait wait wait - if I don’t have a bed frame, my bed is lower to the ground, so shouldn’t the key change go lower?
No one but me to blame - yeah, that’s good
The bed frame’s out of the game
I know you’d hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
(ugh)
I think I failed your test
‘Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we’re bangin’, the bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain’t on the table anyway
Until I get
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4. |
I Go Down
03:09
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Closet (ft. Ian Cowell)
05:48
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Video call
It's nice to see you
You're seeing where I sleep at night
Personal space
Come to conclusions
About what I do here, you'd probably be right
Some things you don't need to tell or show
You already know
I masturbate in this room
I never said it but we all can assume
See my bed in the corner of the Zoom?
You already know
I blow my load in this room
Woah oh-oh-oh ohh ohh woah
Deep down inside
Knowledge was lurking
Back of your mind
You know I'm jerkin'
Choking my chicken in the chair where we chat
The lotion is in frame, I forgot about that (sorry)
This is where I let my pleasure flow
You already know
I masturbate in this room
The camera turns off, I resume
When I go live, the thought of it looms
If you see me when I stream
Yeah my wet dreams
Are creaming in this room
Knowledge is power, well not anymore
I did the deed right before
Nobody says it, but even so
You already know
You already know
You already know
You know how it goes
You know how it goes
You know how it goes
You already know oh oh-oh-oh
I masturbate in this room
Bustin' nuts, no legumes
Grinding my grundle til I coom (cum)
Once this song is done
Imma have some fun
I masturbate in this room
I never said it but we all can assume
See my bed in the corner of the Zoom?
You already know
I blow my load in this
You already know
I blow my load in this room
Woah oh-oh-oh ohh ohh woah
Woah oh-oh-oh ohh ohh woah
You already know
I blow my load in this room
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Hopelessly Horny
04:39
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Performance Issues
03:09
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VERSE 1
Lights down
Light a candle, romance is all around
Manhandling time, but before you pound
The final step is find the soundtrack
You need the perfect music
To truly set the mood
But it's just background noise
You're focused on the screw
CHORUS 1
The song you're plowing to, I wrote it
I'm pretty proud of how it plays
I'd rather it not go unnoticed
Before you spray that mayonnaise
Enjoy the tune
Then I'll be gone
Just wait to copulate until later
Please don't have sex to this song
VERSE 2
Okay
Realize I'm interrupting you getting laid
But this song - it took a lot of effort to get made
So just take a break from fucking to appreciate it
You want to lick their fun parts
A ticket to tongue town
Well, I want to
(the lick)
Your bodies up and down
CHORUS 2
This wasn't meant for fornication
It's kinda weird you chose it at all
Just need a little affirmation
Don't give me musical blue balls
Just pull out
It's less than 5 minutes long
You wouldn't last as long as the song did
Please don't have sex to this song
BRIDGE
Make no deposits, please pause it
You can no pants dance if you actually dance
No downstairs pleasure until the last measure
No edging or cumming if a melody's humming
(no cumming, no cumming)
No guts rearranged during the key change
CHORUS 3
I have a lot of personal issues
A ton of insecurities
My music being unrelatable
People not listening to me
On top of that
Nobody's doinked on my dong
If I can't get some, screw you, neither can you
Please don't have sex to
This song is getting way too meta
How can this song contain a scene
Where someone listens to *this exact* song, which hasn't been released at the time of recording this, so I'm creating a scenario that can only exist by recording this so - fuck it
'Cause deep down
You know it's wrong
To drown this out with boning, groaning, moans
Please don't have sex to this song
END
Yeah, my other music is fine yeah
Just not this specific one
Oh, you hear that bass line? Yeah, took a while to write
Woah, woah, woah - pull that out of there! We still have thirty seconds left! You little hungry hungry hippos, you!
Yeah, right? This is nice. Hey, hey, hey hey STOP that. NO. NO fucking.
Oh, sorry, Sax, keep playing. My bad.
I should've communicated more clearly. That's - That's on me, that's on me.
And that's the song - oh! Oh, you started fucking right as it ended. Oh. Okay, I'm -I'm just gonna go, I shouldn't be here.
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11. |
Life on the Edge
03:33
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Regret
03:46
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13. |
Step on Me
04:12
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15. |
Outro (SFW)
01:18
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Ben Visini San Francisco, California
Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.
