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Now, you might see the title, and are worried this song will be too sexual. Don't worry - it is

Hi, I'm Ben, 23,
A hot interesting single person - working on the first two
I'm 6 feet, pure muscle, and this is why you should choose me

What's up girl
I could be the guy
You've been looking for all along
Listen to the song of what I bring to the table
I can sing about what I am able
To do to make me worth your while

Right off the bat
I have a low paying job
And a music "career" that makes me a slob
Eating shit food always in a shit mood
Overall I'm a chill dude
With an intoxicating smile

I'm underwhelming to a certain degree
But there's a certain smaller aspect of me
That makes up for me and I'm sure you'll agree
That sexually I go to town

I go down, down, down, down down
Not falling in love - just falling to the ground
In the sack my deck is stacked
Because I love to give/throw it back
I go down
Watch me go down, watch me go down now

I hope my value's now apparent and clear
A mediocre night of your life is near
So if you choose me, I'll gladly pack my gear
And voyage to that southern hemisphere
Always wish that I was here

I go down, down, down, down down
Not falling in love - just falling to the ground
I go down, down down
I'll make you feel so fine
I know my dick's a six at best
But babe my tongue's at least a nine

Yeah I'd love reciprocation
But there's no requirement
There's no hidden implication
Only do what you consent
If you'd like to stick around
I go down, down, down, down down

There you have it! That's everything good about me that I can bring to this relationship. I sure hope you choose me over all of the more handsome guys out there!
I just realized that no one my age does video dating anymore, so this is kinda pointless.
Uhh what else about me umm
Oh! I also have a Netflix and a Hulu, so yeah, hit me up

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from 7​-​Day Songs Vol. 2, released September 17, 2020

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Ben Visini San Francisco, California

Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.

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