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Hopelessly Horny

from 7​-​Day Songs Vol. 2 by Ben Visini

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Alone another night
I'm still not feeling right
And I don't think I'm gonna be fine
Another person's touch
I'm missing it so much
How can I describe this pain of mine?
A loneliness unparalleled
A personal and loveless hell
Everything is pointless when I'm

Hopelessly horny
It's a feeling that I've long understood
I wake up each morning
And I'm mourning my wood
I've tried to sleep
To drink to weep
But there's no cure for me
Stuck this way
So I'll stay
Hopelessly horny

Yeah I could bust a nut
But then I'm stuck in this rut
Where I regret not having a lover
'Cause jizzing sure is fun
But it's second to none
When you go *moan* with one another
I'd settle for a modicum
Or just knowing that there's more to cum
My libido was once incognito
But now you know that I'm

Hopelessly horny
In a song that's in the style of a duet I'm singing by myself
(silence)
See what I mean? This fucking sucks
I can't set sail
In search of tail
The sea is too stormy
I'm stuck at shore
Becoming more and more

Deep in my wildest unhinged fantasies
There's somebody out there who truly wants me
Now I'm in shock
That was my last clean sock
It's a load in my load of laundry
Whether they're domming or they're subbing, no doubt
I'm certain that it would beat rubbing one out
Whether I bottom or top
I just want it to stop
End my pain, I just don't wanna be

Hopelessly horny
Did you peg me as someone that di- that didn't come out right
How am I so hard
After getting fucked by life?
At this point a cuddle
I'd melt to a puddle
To feel someone intimately
Who'd truly adore me
I can't afford to be
This hopelessly horny

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from 7​-​Day Songs Vol. 2, released September 17, 2020

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Ben Visini San Francisco, California

Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.

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