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Verse 1
After the show, you wanna come to my place?
I got my own room, I got my own space
Well, I guess I could have a little more room between the mattress and the floor
Well are you really so surprised?
'Cause I'm an out-of-college guy
A box spring or futon is where I like to get my groove on

Chorus
No one but me to blame
The bed frame's out of the game
I know you'd hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
I think I failed your test
'Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we're banging
The bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain't on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame

Verse 2
One day I'm sure I'll take your advice
But as of now, I can't pay the price
Having one implies I've got my life together
But I don't ,and I wouldn't lie to you (woo!)
I'd love it if you stuck around
And we'll be so close to the ground
I could use a couple inches down there
(I mean between the bed and the floor, not like my dick or my junk)

Chorus
No one but me to blame
The bed frame's out of the game
I know you'd hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
I think I failed your test
Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we're banging
The bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain't on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame

Bridge
One day we'll be lovers
Under the covers
When my bed hovers
Like, I don't know, half a foot off the ground?
What's an average bed height?

Verse 3
I'm sure that I've got the potential
I just don't see it as essential
Having a bed frame would really raise up you and me
Including the key
(Wait wait wait - if I don't have a bed frame, my bed is lower, so shouldn't the key change go down?)

Chorus
No one but me to blame
The bed frame's out of the game
I know you'd hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
I think I failed your test
Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we're banging
The bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain't on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame

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from 7​-​Day Songs Vol. 2, released September 17, 2020

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Ben Visini San Francisco, California

Comedy music from an unsuccessful musical theater participant-turned-pit musician-turned-man unsure of where hyphens are supposed to-go.

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